And so the story goes:

For 3 days now my phone hasn't rang. In my house that's a luxury. I'm not a big phone person at all, but out of pure shits, I tried to dial a friend. Nothing..no dial tone at all.. Weird I thought considering I've had the same number for like 10 years. 

I had recently switched my services over to a cable company. Com-blast. ( If you're from the New England area them I'm sure that you know whom I'm referring to). I was suckered into the "triple play" package. You know, internet, phone and cable, all on one bill for a very " low" price. 2 weeks into my service I received a bill for $400.00. No lie. What they called it was a "retro" bill.  A retro bill ? For $400.00 ? How do you retro a service that I had already paid another company for ? So I argued it. Which didn't get me very far. I explained to this company that I'm so grateful for their services that I decided,  because the bill was so high, that I had to make a choice. Food & heat, or cable. I told them it was cable.

A week later , my internet hasn't worked right and now my fucking phone is cut off. Thank Goodness for my handy dandy , very costly cell phone that I never use. I charged that bitch up and gave these Com-blast whores a call...again....

CB: "Hi this is janessa from Com-blast how can I help you"?

Me: " Umm ya , my home phone hasn't been on for 3 days and I want to know why?"

CB:  " hang on I'll check"

-----25 minutes later after listening to porn music----

CB: " I have here that you called yesterday and requested to have it turned off"

"ME:  I called yesterday ? Now, how the fuck can that be if I had NO FREAKING  PHONE FOR 3 DAYS NOW ?" Listen, I know damned right well that I didn't call and no one else did for that matter. Put my phone back on."

CB: "well, you do realize that there will be a $200.00 fee for turning it back on"?

ME:    WHAT !!!! For A phone that I already have  ?  Give me your fucking supervisor NOW.......

Long story and a lot of cuss words later. My phone was put back on..For free. 

It just goes to show , you can't fuck with a blogger that'll blast your pathetic ass company all over the net.