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10/10/08 My writing assignment
So as you guys all know. I belong to humor bloggers dot com.
Because I belong to such a cool network, they slave me with assignments. Ok, maybe not slave me, but close to it.
. .Anyway, the writing assignment that I actually did do is from Etta Rose from the Edge of Sanity. The question was this:How I grew up in the 80's.
Ok, so to start. I was born in 79. My 80's really were from a child like point of view, but I had a blast. So on that note, this is what it was like for me.
My hair was done in this ever so cool lasting fashion.
While sporting this fabulous hairdo. I had made myself one of these:
and one of these:
After the two biggest pop stars during that time. Madonna and Michael Jackson. Of course I had no boobs ( and still don't) but I wore one in hopes that I'd grow some one day. I'm still waiting for that day. For if any of you know me. I'm the CEO and only member of the Itty bitty titty committee. My home girl Jamie tried to rub it in and show off her big "Booby Traps" over at her blog post about the 80's.
So not fair.
I'd wear all of this stuff while listening to this:
On my cool ass Huffy bike with the matching banana seat.
Can you imagine seeing a kid wearing all of this shit on a bike outside of your house ? Let's just say that if this was now a days, I would have been committed. Ahhh, the good 'ol days.
Oh ya, and I can't forget about my girl Angie from cup of snarky. She gave me this cool ass award. Thanks again Angie..
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And so the story goes:
For 3 days now my phone hasn't rang. In my house that's a luxury. I'm not a big phone person at all, but out of pure shits, I tried to dial a friend. Nothing..no dial tone at all.. Weird I thought considering I've had the same number for like 10 years.
I had recently switched my services over to a cable company. Com-blast. ( If you're from the New England area them I'm sure that you know whom I'm referring to). I was suckered into the "triple play" package. You know, internet, phone and cable, all on one bill for a very " low" price. 2 weeks into my service I received a bill for $400.00. No lie. What they called it was a "retro" bill. A retro bill ? For $400.00 ? How do you retro a service that I had already paid another company for ? So I argued it. Which didn't get me very far. I explained to this company that I'm so grateful for their services that I decided, because the bill was so high, that I had to make a choice. Food & heat, or cable.I told them it was cable.
A week later , my internet hasn't worked right and now my fucking phone is cut off. Thank Goodness for my handy dandy , very costly cell phone that I never use. I charged that bitch up and gave these Com-blast whores a call...again....
CB: "Hi this is janessa from Com-blast how can I help you"?
Me: " Umm ya , my home phone hasn't been on for 3 days and I want to know why?"
CB: " hang on I'll check"
-----25 minutes later after listening to porn music----
CB: " I have here that you called yesterday and requested to have it turned off"
"ME: I called yesterday ? Now, how the fuck can that be if I had NO FREAKING PHONE FOR 3 DAYS NOW ?" Listen, I know damned right well that I didn't call and no one else did for that matter. Put my phone back on."
CB: "well, you do realize that there will be a $200.00 fee for turning it back on"?
ME: WHAT !!!! For A phone that I already have ? Give me your fucking supervisor NOW.......
Long story and a lot of cuss words later. My phone was put back on..For free.
It just goes to show , you can't fuck with a blogger that'll blast your pathetic ass company all over the net.
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So here's the question of the day. Why is it ok for one sex to do something but not the other ?
I left my husband home the other day with a couple of kids, to do some errands. Just some bull shit running around. My sister came over for the day and adjoined me.
About an hour into my adventure I get a call on my cell phone. It was my husband.
" Umm, I just crashed into your sisters car. I don't think it's bad, but I'll pay for it. You know, the only reason I crashed into her car was because I had all the kids with me."
This was untrue, because I had the baby and the two older boys were out. So technically speaking all he had was the 6, and 7 yr old. And he blamed them for the accident.
Now, what I don't get is this. If that was me, and I crashed into a parked car in my OWN driveway. I'd be deemed as "stupid woman" driver and should have my license taken away. Oh and God forbid if I ever tried the excuse that the kids were in my way or even bothering me for that matter. I'd NEVER drive again....
I just don't get it. But if he thinks that because he crashed that he's not gonna babysit or watch kids again....he's got another thing coming. Damned men incompetent drivers. :)
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Last but not least I received this award from Savy Suzie from the $200.00 mission .
Thanks again Savy...Take a peak if you like to save money..
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